1. themysterydude:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Lies Parents Tell Their Kids (photos via imgur)

    Previously: Mind-Blowing Shower Thoughts

    I’m trying ALL of these when I have kids

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  2. dazhaz:

    notblurryface:

    davestrider123:

    lobster-senpai:

    davestrider123:

    I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories

    “Off the wall”. Vans. Vans off the wall. Vans are also cars. Who drives vans? Creeps. Whos creepy? Slenderman. Slenderman wears a suit, so Natalia Kills would dissaprove. “Natalia Kills” has three A’s in it. a triangle has three sides. This post is illuminati confirmed.

    I’m so happy tbh

    You just proved it again. “I’m so happy tbh” has 12 letters in it. It also has 4 words. Guess what 12 divided by 4 is? That’s right- it’s 3. A triangle has 3 sides. Checkmate. Illuminati confirmed yet again. This is too easy.

    “Too easy.” The first time it was confirmed it was just easy. Easy plus too easy is three easy. A triangle has three sides. Illuminati confirmed.

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  3. darknessinmystars:

    strange-phanomena:

    I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE SO I CLICKED PLAY AND MY MOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND MY COMPUTER IS ON FULL VOLUME I HATE EVERYONE

    for whenever I fuck up

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  4. chaosophia218:

    The Transcension Hypothesis: Sufficiently Advanced Civilizations Invariably Leave Our Universe.

    The transcension hypothesis, also known as the developmental singularity hypothesis proposes that a universal process of evolutionary development guides all sufficiently advanced civilizations increasingly into inner space, the domain of very small scales of space, time, energy and matter (STEM), and eventually, to a black-hole-like destination, censored from our observation. If constrained transcension operates on all advanced civilizations as they develop, and if this process leads them, with rare exception, to enter inner space or black-hole-like domains, this would explain Enrico Fermi’s curious paradox, the question of why we have not seen signs of intelligence in our own galaxy, even though Earth has likely developed intelligent life one to three billion years later than other Earth-like environments closer to our galactic core. This impressively long period of prior evolutionary development provides plenty of time for messages, automated probes, or other signs of galactic intelligence to have arrived from any single advanced civilization that chooses an expansionist program. 

    If we could witness the evolutionary development of two parametrically identical universes from birth to death we would expect to see huge differences in terms of the creation of internal structure, the evolution of life, emergence of intelligence and the application of technology within such civilisations whilst at the same time observing deep commonalities in terms of historic processes, as well as biological, cultural and technological convergence. Species convergence in the sense of a non-identical, dynamic progression towards universal milestones is of critical importance to Smart’s next suggestion; rather than advanced civilisations seeding the galaxy in a process of expansion, evolutionary development guides intelligent life increasingly into inner space and what is referred to as STEM, small scales of space, time, energy and matter that eventually lead to black hole like domains. The reversal of scale from the very large stellar engineering projects predicated on the expansionist model to the very small atomic and subatomic realms offered by the transcension model would certainly explain why no evidence so far exists of galactic intelligence despite the relative lateness of humanity’s arrival on the scene, particularly as the universe seems to many cosmologists as a life friendly environment. 

    There are a number of reasons why black holes would seem to be an attractive environment for STEM density and general learning systems. Black holes may provide the ultimate computing environment by removing the energy cost of information transfer. This would solve the ‘memory wall’ that exists in contemporary computing and allow instantaneous communication and computation from any point to point in the event horizon. Also, bizarrely due to gravitational time dilation, the closer you approach a black hole the slower non-local time becomes to the point that near instantaneous forward time travel with respect to the rest of the universe would take place. This means that any miniaturised civilisation situated directly above the event horizon of a black hole would witness the universe speed through its processes in the literal blink of an eye. Galaxies such as the Milky Way and Andromeda would collide and merge, and if our current theories are sound, so would all black holes in their local gravity wells. In fact according to some, all the matter in our universe will one day end up inside merged black holes. Entering a black hole without losing structural information would therefore be a considerable challenge to any advanced intelligence.

    In this scenario, each universal civilization may be in the process of turning into something analogous to a seed, a developmental structure that packages its evolutionary history and experience in a way that transcends our apparently finite and potentially dying universe, just as seeds transcend finite and dying biological bodies. An equivalent biological analogy for our universe itself might be an ovarian follicle, a developmental structure that assembles many potential seeds and puts them in a competitive selective system to generate the best new seed. While evolutionary process is best characterized by divergence and speciation, the hallmark of developmental processes is convergence and unification. A planet of postbiological life forms, if subject to universal development, may increasingly look like one integrated organism, and if so, its entities will be vastly more responsible, regulated, and self-restrained than human beings. If developmental immunity exists, planetary transitions from life to intelligent life, and from intelligent life to postbiological life should be increasingly high-probability. 

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  5. Sarah Hobbs - Escaping, 2009
    Sarah Hobbs - Denial, 2008
    Sarah Hobbs - Catharsis, 2009
    Sarah Hobbs - Until I See Something Good, 2008
    Sarah Hobbs - Avoidance, 2009
    Sarah Hobbs - Procrastination, 2009

    cerceos:

    Sarah Hobbs - Emotional Management, 2008-09

    1. Escaping
    2. Denial
    3. Catharsis
    4. Until I See Something Good
    5. Avoidance
    6. Procrastination

    (via 3rdgear)

     
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  7. mickeyandcompany:

    Upcoming Disney movies (not including Marvel)

    (via baby-prince-oppa)

     
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  9. whativebeenreadin:

    hymnandher:

    i know tumblr likes violent man eating mermaids but i fuck p heavy with pretty playful pretty scaled mermaids in warm sorts of waters keeping the tide gentle when lil toddlers are learning to swim and kissing the breath into good sailors because they have someone waiting on a cliff by the sea for them to come home and cutting seals and turtles out of netting and plastic bags 

    but maybe being from hawaii just made me think of the ocean of a safe cradley sort of place i know its scary i know it’ll kick your ass but sometimes its ten types of turquoise and and sometimes sea foam sticks to your eyelashes sometimes the sun hits your face even when you’re twenty feet under and i have a hard time forgetting its first and foremost a womb 

    so mermaids who watch the triple crown and scare sharks away from the surfers 

    Cheerleader mermaids, whooping it up, yelling encouragement to their fave surfers at competitions.

    Skinny, giggly teen mermaids helping jittery new surfers get used to the water, and helping them back on the board when they fall off.

    Mermaid moms holding swimming lessons for human kids along with their own babies.
    Older mermaids helping elderly and disabled folks swim for physiotherapy.

    Delicate, koi-like mermaids falling in love with pretty pearl-diving girls in Asia.

    Chubby, blubbery cold water mermaids who are built to deal with ice cold waters, watching out for ships around ice bergs and signalling them safely around the danger.

    Cold water mermaids tossing fish to Inuit hunters who’ve had a bad day so they don’t have to go home without food.

    Dark skinned swamp mermaids who blend into the murky bayou water, rescuing people who slip and fall into the muck so they don’t sink or drown.

    Swamp mermaids chatting up cute Cajun boys and showing them where to fish the best crawdads.

    Fancy-finned tropical mermaids posing for pictures with excited snorkeling tourists.

    Clever, dolphin-like mermaids helping scientists track fish migratory patterns and catching sample for them to study.

    Large, fierce shark-like mermaids helping the coast guard capture poachers, pirates, and smugglers.

    MERMAID DIVERSITY FTW!

    (via ameliorationofamelia)

     
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  11. http://everythingasoiaf.tumblr.com/

    everythingasoiaf:

    What the Queen of the Reach in the time before the Conquest would have worn

    Hamda Al Fahim, Spring 2015

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  13. crankily:

    MATURE CONTENT 

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  14. sosuperawesome:

    Prints by bluepalette on Etsy

    (via valmont)

     
  15. unwinona:

    tattoos-n-tokes:

    this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

    “Your kid says hi.” -The sun

    (via ameliorationofamelia)